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Some Funny WhatsApp Forward Messages Share Now

WhatsApp is the largest and most popular instant-text messaging platform.

If you want to connect with your loved ones, friends, and family members then there is nothing like WhatsApp application.

It can help you to connect with like-minded people.

If you want to share your thoughts and ideas then make sure to download the application either from PlayStore or you can download it from AppStore.

Once the application will download and installed, now you need to register a free account.

Once the account will register, now you’re ready to share anything whatever you want.

WhatsApp application has now integrated a lot of functionality into its platform. Means, now you can do a lot of things on the platform.

You can share text messages, you can share media files like images and videos, you can share documents like PDF, PPT, and other formats as well.

Sometimes, you may need to get in touch with your loved ones, friends, and family and you may need to track there location then there is nothing like WhatsApp.

You can share your current and live location. In order to share your location, make sure to open the WhatsApp application.

Once the application will open, now you need to select the contact where you want to share the location.

Once selected, now you need to click on the attachment like an icon you’ll find at the top.

Make sure to click on that icon and find the map like an icon.

When you’ll click on the map icon, it’ll ask you to share the location.

If you want to connect with like-minded people then there is nothing like WhatsApp application. You can create a WhatsApp group.

WhatsApp groups are the best ever thing on the planet in order to connect with like-minded people.

Make sure to open the application.

Once the application will open, now you need to click on the three dots you’ll find at the top. When you’ll click on it, you’ll see several options.

Make sure to click on the CREATE GROUP button.

When you’ll click on the CREATE group button, it’ll ask you to add people inside the group.

Once people will add, now you need to hit the CREATE GROUP button and boom! Your WhatsApp group is now ready to connect.

WhatsApp groups are the best ever thing on the planet in order to share your thoughts and ideas. Make sure to JOIN these WhatsApp groups right now.

WhatsApp also has a feature called STATUS.

When you need to share something with your friends and family members then there is nothing like WhatsApp application.

You can share images, videos, text, etc.

Sometimes, you may come across various funny messages from your WhatsApp contacts. You may need to forward these messages.

In this article, I’m gonna share with you a list of the WhatsApp messages that you can forward right now.

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Now, I’m gonna share with you a list of some most erotic WhatsApp forward messages that you should forward right now with your loved ones, friends, and family members.

Make sure, I’m not the owner and not even the creator of these WhatsApp messages.

These messages are the property of their respective owners.

In case, if you’re the owner of these WhatsApp messages then make sure to mention inside the comments down or contact the webmaster.

1.

Hari: Hey busy?

Tina: Kind of…whatsup?

Hari: Can you come to the canteen now?

Tina: why suddenly?

Hari: (he sent this flag emoji)

argentina-map

Tina: What? (puzzled emoji)

Hari: It’s urgent-tina

Tina: lol

 

2.

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected.

I used to love my neighbors until they put a password on WiFi.

I am not lazy. I am on energy save mode.

I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.

A girl in my class asked me “How to see if a loin is male or female”? I answered, through stone if he runs it’s a male if she runs it’s a female. That simple.

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

Sorry about those texts I sent last night, my phone was drunk.

My study period is 30 mints and breaks time is 3 hours.

I hate girls that say “All guys are the same”. Who told you to try them all?

Can a woman make you a millionaire? Yes if you are a billionaire.

 

3.

A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying,

“God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa.”

The father asked, ‘Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?’

The little girl said, “I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.”

The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to the bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, “God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma.”

The next day the grandmother died.

“Holy crap,” thought the father, “this kid is in contact with the other side.”

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, “God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy.”

He practically went into shock. He couldn’t sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.

He was nervous as a cat all day had lunch and watched the clock…He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.

He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day, he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally, midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said, “I’ve never seen you work so late. What’s the matter?”

He said, “I don’t want to talk about it, I’ve just spent the worst day of my life.”

She said, “You think you had a bad day, you’ll never believe what happened to me. This morning my boss died in the middle of a meeting!”

 

4.

A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.

The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.

He could not control his curiosity and ask,

“Do you always carry your TV remote with you?”

She replied, ” No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of a football match, so I took the remote.”

*Moral: Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies…*

The story continues…

The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that the lady had purchased.

Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he was doing.

He said, “your husband has blocked your credit card…”

*MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your husband.*

Story continues…

The wife took out her husband’s credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately, he didn’t block his own card.

*Moral: Don’t underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE..*

Story continues…

After swiping, the machine indicated, ‘ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE’…

*Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!*

Story continues…

She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse.

It was her husband’s phone showing the forwarded SMS.

She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn’t call her during her shopping.

She bought her items and returned home happily.

*Moral: Don’t underestimate a desperate woman!*

Story continues…

On getting home, his car was gone.

A note was posted on the door

“Couldn’t find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. I will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need anything”.

Dawn…He left with the house key too.

*Moral: Don’t try to control your husband.

You will always lose

 

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5.

A husband was making a breakfast of fried eggs.

Suddenly, his wife burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” she said, “CAREFUL”!

Put in some more butter!

Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!

Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!

We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?

They’re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL!

I said be CAREFUL!

You NEVER listen to me! Never!

Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?

Have you LOST your mind?

Don’t forget to salt them.

You know you always forget to salt them.

Use the Salt. “USE THE SALT! THE SALT!”

The husband stared at her. What in the world is wrong with you?

Do you think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?

The wife calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving and you sit beside me”

 

6.

What is GENERATION GAP

Father used to walk 20 mins to save ₹20.

Son spends ₹20 to save 20 mins.

(Surprisingly both are correct!)

–CULTURAL GAP–

 

7.

If the electricity goes in *America* they call the powerhouse.

In Japan, they test the fuse,

But In India, they check neighbor’s house, “power gone there too, then ok !” 😀

–SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY–

 

8.

A man goes to the library and asks for a book on Suicide.

Librarian looks at him & says: “hello who will return the book ?”

 

9.

GRANDPA TO GRANDSON

Go hide! Your teacher is coming as u bunked school today!

Grandson: U go hide I told her you passed away! 😛

 

10.

Sister to brother: What are you going to gift grandma on her bday?

Brother: A football

Sister: But grandma does not play!

Brother: On my B’day she gave me Bhagavat Gita. 😜

 

11. I Will marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Adhaar card.

12. God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! 🙂

13. We live in an era of smartphones and stupid peoples.

14. Single but not available 😉

15. Three mistakes of my life are WTF; WhatsApp, Twitter, and Facebook.

16. A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

17. I Jealous to My Parents, I will Never have a Kid as COOL as theirs.

18. Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.

19. I don’t compare anyone with myself because I don’t want to insult anyone.

20. Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.

21. A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

22. I Jealous to My Parents, I will Never have a Kid as COOL as theirs.

23. Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.

24. I don’t compare anyone with myself because I don’t want to insult anyone.

25. Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.

26. Waking up in the morning and the first thing you do is check your WhatsApp!

27. Checking people’s “last seen” and judging at what time do they sleep/wake up!

28. Stalking people’s status and wishing that you could have the same one!

29. Checking out a friend’s profile picture for a rather long time!

30. Continuously checking a person’s “last seen” if he/she hasn’t yet replied!

31. Checking who’s online on your list so that you can chat with them!

32. Trying to figure out who’s texting whom!

33. Wanting to block your own “last seen” but wanting to be able to see others “last seen”!

34. Wondering how a person is perpetually online!!!

35. Randomly waking up at night and going online to boost yours “last seen”!

36. Don’t laugh alone…forward this message to others if you have at least a few of the symptoms!

 

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37.

[01] I want to tell u all one secret see no.5.

[02] Answer is in no.11.

[03] Don’t get angry see no.15.

[04] Silent be cool and c no.13.

[05] You see the first no.2.

[06] U r getting angry now C No.12.

[07] Good night, take care

[08] Answer is in no.14.

[09] Keep patients and see no. 4.

[10] This time guarantee no.7.

[11] I hope that u r seeing no.6.

[12] Sorry, first, see no.8.

[13] Hold u r breathe c no.10.

[14] Hmmm I think its no. 3.

[15] I think u have to see no.9 now.

 

38.

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat

to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, too cat, busy cat

for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!

Now read it without the word cat.

 

39.

Our aim in life should be

9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0

9-glass drinking water.

8-hrs sound sleep.

7-wonders tour with family.

6-six digit income.

5-days work a week

4-wheeler.

3-bedroom flat

2-cute children.

1-sweetheart <3.

0-tension!

 

40.

A wife was calling out for her husband from the kitchen to help her with the dishes but did not get a response.

She went looking for him in the bedroom and found hubby asleep on his files, tired of work.

She walked closer to him, looked at the innocent face, played with his hair softly, sweetly and…

*PHATTTAKK * slapped his face!!!

The husband got up with a shock and asked what happened??!?!

Then the wife showed him her phone which showed…”Last seen on WhatsApp 1 minute ago”.

Technology Rockzzzz

 

41.

A joker told the audience a wonderful joke and all the people started laughing…

Joker repeated the same joke and only a few people laughed…

He again repeated the same joke but this time no one laughed…

Then he told these beautiful lines…;

“When you cannot laugh at the same joke again and again…

then why do you cry again and again on the same worry?”

So enjoy your every moment of life..!!

Life is beautiful

memories of Charlie Chaplin- a good day to recollect his 3 heart-touching statements:-

(1) Nothing permanent in this world, not even our troubles.

(2) I like walking in the rain because nobody can see my tears.

(3) The most wasted day in life is the day in which we have not laughed.

Keep smiling 🙂 🙂 🙂

 

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42.

90% of people in Myanmar don’t drink milk

Snake’s vision is up to 5 km.

A man can touch the sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.

No twins have been born till now in Switzerland.

Zebra doesn’t have a liver.

All these details are false.

–Thanks 4 believing 4 a while–

Today is not April 1, But a fool is a fool on any date! :-P:-D

 

43.

Alphabetic advice for you

A B C

Avoid Boring Company…

D E F

Don’t Entertain Fools…

G H I

Go for High Ideas.

J K L M

Just keep a friend like ME…

N O P

Never Overlook the Poor n suffering…

Q R S

Quit Reacting to Silly tales…

T U V

Tune yourself for ur Victory…

W X Y Z

We Expect You to zoom ahead in life

If you see the moon…You see the beauty of God…

If you see the Sun…You see the power of God…And…

If you see the Mirror. You see the best Creation of GOD.

So Believe in YOURSELF.

 

44.

Love is not only having a boyfriend or girlfriend.

Love u all who have been a special part of my life…

Its love, when a little girl puts her energy to give dad a head massage.

Its love, when a wife makes tea for her husband and takes a sip before him.

Its love, when a mother gives her son the best piece of cake.

Its love, when ur friend holds ur hand tightly on a slippery road.

Its love, when your brother messages you and asks did you reach home on time..

Love is not just a guy holding a girl and going around the city.

Love is when u send a small msg to your friends to make them smile…

Luv is actually the name of “care”…

Welcome the season of love…if cares someone every day, u have a spell Valentine’s Day forever, today also!! Happy valentine day  🙂 <3

 

45.

A King with a defect in one eye and in one leg asked all the painters to draw a beautiful portrait of his…!

But no one was ready to draw, as to how to show him beautiful with a defect in one eye & a defect in a leg…!

One painter however agreed and draw a classic one…!

It was such a FANTASTIC painting that everyone was surprised…!

He painted the King aiming for a deer in a hunt, targeting with one eye closed & a leg bent for it…!

Why can’t we all paint others like this, “hiding their weakness”
& “highlighting their strengths”…???

May we learn to hide other’s weaknesses & bring their virtues to light…!!!

 

46.

An Old man has 8 hair on his head.

He went to Barbershop.

Barber in anger asked: shall I cut or count?

The old man smiled and said: “Color it!”

LIFE is to enjoy with whatever you have with you, keep smiling

If you feel STRESSED,

Give yourself a break.

Enjoy Some…

Ice cream

Chocolates

Cake

Why?

B’Coz

STRESSED in reverse Spelling

DESSERTS!!!

 

47.

A girl always went to a park to meet her boyfriend.

She was always on time, but he was always late…She never got angry…1 day she doesn’t turn up, so the boy went to her home angrily…

He came to know that she is suffering from blood cancer & admitted to the hospital, 6 days deadline…

The boy went crying home and climbed up the terrace to commit suicide…

He left a letter for the girl saying, “U always waited for me and I came late…But today I am going early and I’ll wait for u…”
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.
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.
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At the same superman was crossing the boy’s home…

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Will superman save him or not?

To find out…

Watch…

Superman daily night at 9 exclusively only on cartoon network TV…

I know u guys will be waiting to kill me for this fwd…

But what to do guys?!

What’s app is free…

So send whatever u want…

People will read it with interest…

Forward this message to all crazy Whatsapp contacts.

 

48.

A frog decided to reach the top of a tree and all the other frogs shouted, “but it’s impossible.” Still, the frog reached the top, how?

Because he was deaf and he thought all the shouting was to encourage him! We all need to be deaf to negative voices in order to reach our goal.

We all face times when our minds are awash with negative thoughts, sometimes they are reinforced by other people, and sometimes we just can’t shift them ourselves.

The trouble with such thoughts is that once they are embedded, we start to believe them and they become difficult to get away from.

If u want to motivate someone, forward this message to them 🙂 and motivate them.

 

49.

A Psychologist walked around a room while teaching Stress Management to an audience.

As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “Half empty or half full” question.

Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”

Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.

She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it.

If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem.

If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm.

If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed.

In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.

Moral:  The Stresses and Worries in Life are like that Glass of Water…Think about them for a while and nothing happens.

Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt.

And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed incapable of doing anything.

 

50.

This story is about a person working with a freezer plant.

It was almost the day end. Everyone had packed up to check out.

A technical snag developed the plant and he went to check.

By the time he finished, it was late. The doors were sealed and the lights were off.

Trapped inside the ice plant whole night without air and light, an icy grave was almost sure for him.

Hours passed thus. Suddenly he found someone opening the door.

Was it a miracle?

The security guard entered there with torchlight and helped him to come out.

On the way back the person asked the security guard, “How did you know that I am inside?” “Who informed you?” the guard said, “None sir; this unit has about 50 people.

But you are the only one who says Hello to me in the morning and bye in the evening.

You had reported in the morning. But did not go out. That made me suspicious.”

Never did the person know that a small gesture of greeting someone would prove to be a lifesaver for him.

So do us.

Remember to greet when you meet someone, of course with a warm smile.

We don’t know; that may work a miracle in your life too…

 

51.

In the morning wife asked for the newspaper…

Husband – how backward are you… the world had progressed so much and you are asking for the

newspaper? Here, have my TAB…

The wife killed the cockroach with the TAB…

Husband unconscious…

Moral- Whatever wife asks… Just give

 

52.

All Men are Brave:

Horror Movies don’t scare them…But 5 Missed Calls from Wife…Surely does…

One Smart Guy Invented “WhatsApp” And Added a feature in it called ‘Last Seen At’

Thank god, this feature is not available in WhatsApp called ‘last seen with’

 

53.

Hey, you Know,

Which is the best day to propose a girl…

April fool is the Best Time to Propose a Girl…

You Know Why…?

If She Says YES “You Are In Luck”

If She Says NO “April Fools”

Don’t laugh alone forward it to your WhatsApp friends.

 

54.

A short story!

A girl used to see a boy standing in front of her home every day.

She used to come from college and observe him.

The boy never tries to talk to her, he just moves here and there by looking into his mobile.

It went on like that for and year, Girl understood his love towards her and told her parents.

Even they saw him they liked him.

The girl called her grandparents too to decide the marriage.

One day she goes to him &says “U have been standing in front of my home every day for 1 year.

I understood that U love me so much &even I am ready to marry U”. Boy (in shock) Forgive me, sister!

Actually Ur home’s WIFI doesn’t have a password.

So I come here to use free internet data.

Girl shocks Wi-Fi rocks.

Don’t laugh alone forward it to your WhatsApp friends.

 

These are the WhatsApp messages you can share with your WhatsApp contacts.

Tell me, which one you like the most and why.

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Bottom lines:

WhatsApp application is the most popular ran most using the instant-text messaging platform.

You can share text messages, media files like image send videos, you can share documents like PDF, PPT, and other formats.

You can share anything whatever you may want. Make sure, I’m not the owner and not even the creator of these WhatsApp messages.

If you have more suggestions like these then make sure to mention inside the comments down below.

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